[myblessedveins]

Telling jokes in serious situations to avoid emotion >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[putrid-pink]

[tawksick408]

u tryna stay in my life or na

[bilinguist]

that feel when ur kinda suicidal but not rly bc ur not gonna kill urself u just wish u were dead

[what-a-catastrophe]

“Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? No one ever apologized for making me this way.”

— The Joker (via dok-o)

[cheers-to-the-queers]

2019:

Get ripped, stay positive, triple in gay.

[putrid-pink]

[xaramizomai]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[bowie-star-trekking]

@datasuggestion!!!

[yeehawlw]

me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nobody will mourn the last person alive